{"id":122,"date":"2005-07-23T01:24:37","date_gmt":"2005-07-23T06:24:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/owlboy.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2005-07-23T15:01:04","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T20:01:04","slug":"elephant-squatting-over-an-oreo-cheesecake-while-playing-the-harmonica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/23\/elephant-squatting-over-an-oreo-cheesecake-while-playing-the-harmonica\/","title":{"rendered":"Elephant Squatting Over an Oreo Cheesecake While Playing the Harmonica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/media\/elephant_with_pink_toenails.png\" align=\"center\"\/ title=\"Splat!\"\/><\/center><br \/>\n<center><font style=\"font-size: 12px;\">&#8216;Elephant Squatting Over an Oreo Cheesecake While Playing the Harmonica&#8217;<\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>William Lynch<\/b> &#8211; Ok&#8230; draw a draw an elephant squatting over an Oreo cheesecake while playing the harmonica; It should have pink toenails.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"grey\" style=\"font-size: 10px;\"><i>Illustrator 10<\/i><br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/media\/copyright.png\" align=\"center\" title=\"\u00c2\u00a9 Copyright Bryan Bortz - All Rights Reserved. Do NOT use without permission. - www.owlboy.com\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Elephant Squatting Over an Oreo Cheesecake While Playing the Harmonica&#8217; William Lynch &#8211; Ok&#8230; draw a draw an elephant squatting over an Oreo cheesecake while playing the harmonica; It should have pink toenails. Illustrator 10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,2],"tags":[39,153,150,141,155,154,152,44,151],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration","category-images","tag-art","tag-cheesecake","tag-elephant","tag-graphic","tag-grey","tag-harmonica","tag-oreo","tag-png","tag-squatting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.owlboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}